we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
