God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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