On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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