Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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