Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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