how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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