Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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