It's Friday. Sex?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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