so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He felt like a one man threesome
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
soo... how was my night?
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