So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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