I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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