Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I got inside last night via doggy door
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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