therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm like, not good at living.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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