he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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