Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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