dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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