there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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