So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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