You're my little dorito
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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