I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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