i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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