The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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