No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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