I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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