I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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