i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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