forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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