Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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