Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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