is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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