i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
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