So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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