I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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