I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
