I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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