Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i barfeds in our rink
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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