I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
You're like the curious george of whores
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I believe in your delicious
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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