in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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