quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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