Tell her she can't have a vagina
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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