This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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