How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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