IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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