are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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