Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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