nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
