mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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