Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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