Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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