Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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