Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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