She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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