That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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