All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
We need to rekindle our bromance
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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