Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i already hear my dad disowning me
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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