just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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