you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
50% drunk capacity currently
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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