So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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